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>> Nathan: [ SINGING

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♪ YOU'LL TAKE THEM DOWN ♪

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♪ ONE BY ONE ♪

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[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

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♪ WALK ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ WOULD KILL ♪

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♪ TO HAVE YOUR FACE ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ WOULD KILL ♪

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♪ TO HAVE YOUR BODY ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKULL ♪

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♪ I ♪

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♪ TO HAVE YOUR SKIN ♪

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>> [ ROARS ]

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[ GUITAR SOLO ]

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>> THIS IS ONLY A PORTION OF THE

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FOOTAGE THAT IS NOW KNOWN AS THE

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DETHKLOK DETHFASHION BLOODBATH.

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DETHKLOK HAS MADE IT CLEAR THAT

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THEY NOW HAVE A GREAT INTEREST

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IN THE FASHION AND CLOTHING

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INDUSTRY.

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>> Nathan: WE WANT TO MAKE THE

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MOST BRUTAL CLOTHING IN RECORDED

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HISTORY.

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WE PLAN ON MAKING CLOTHES METAL,

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LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY.

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THAT'S ALL!

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>> DETHKLOK HAS GONE ABOVE AND

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BEYOND TO ACQUIRE THE DESIGNER

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TO REALIZE THEIR CLOTHING LINE,

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ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER,

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CONVICTED OF BRUTALLY STARVING

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57 FASHION MODELS TO DEATH.

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HE'S BEEN VILIFIED IN THE

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MEDIA -- EVEN MOVIES HAVE BEEN

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MADE.

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>> THE APOCALYPSE IS COMING!

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WE MUST STAY UNDERGROUND UNTIL

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THEN, AND NO EATING!

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WE WILL FIT INTO MY SKINNY

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PANTS.

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>> VON WIECHLINGHAMMER HAS BEEN

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PAROLED ALARMING EARLY FROM

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PRISON BY THE GERMAN GOVERNMENT

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TO WORK WITH DETHKLOK ON THEIR

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NEW CLOTHING LINE.

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>> Murderface: EVEN THOUGH WE

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ARE VENTURING INTO THE WORLD OF

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FASHION, I ASSURE YOU ALL, I AM

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NOT GAY.

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>> ♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ TICK-TOCK TICK-TOCK ♪

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♪ DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK! DETHKLOK!

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DETHKLOK! ♪

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>> Stampingston: IT APPEARS AS

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IF DETHKLOK IS ENTERING THE

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WORLD OF...FASHION.

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>> Crozier: THERE'S TALK THAT

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THEY HELPED TO RELEASE

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ERIC VON WIECHLINGHAMMER, THE

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NOTORIOUS FASHION MURDERER, FROM

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PRISON.

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>> Orlaag: RESEARCH SHOWS THAT

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MOST FASHION DESIGNERS HAVE

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MENTALLY ABUSED AS CHILDREN.

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THEY DANCE ON THE BRINK OF

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MADNESS.

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>> Stampingston: IF DETHKLOK

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CHOOSES WHAT PANTS, SHOES, AND

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SHIRTS WE WEAR, THEN GOD HELP US

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ALL.

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>> Selatcia: LET THE BLACKNESS

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THAT IS THE FASHION INDUSTRY

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TAKE ITS INTENDED PATH.

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>> Murderface: MY GOD, HOW COULD

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YOU EAT THAT?
>> Pickles: WHAT?

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IT'S A HOT DOG.

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>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU

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EVEN PUT THAT IN YOUR MOUTH?

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>> Pickles: YOU TRYING TO TELL

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ME YOU NEVER HAD A HOT DOG?

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>> Murderface: I AIN'T PUTTING

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ANYTHING SHAPED LIKE THAT IN MY

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MOUTH.

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>> Toki: WHAT ABOUT BANANA?

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>> Murderface: NO!

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>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT SAUSAGE?

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>> Murderface: NO, NOT SAUSAGE.

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>> Skwisgaar: WHAT ABOUT A

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SAUSAGE THAT WAS CUT UP IN

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LITTLE PIECES?

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>> Murderface: NO, 'CAUSE IT

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LOOKS LIKE A CHOPPED-UP [BLEEP]

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>> Nathan: WHAT ABOUT A

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SANDWICH?

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>> Murderface: A FLAT ONE?

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>> Nathan: YEAH.

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>> Murderface: YEAH, A FLAT

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SANDWICH.

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>> Nathan: OKAY, WHAT ABOUT A

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SANDWICH SHAPED LIKE A DICK?

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>> Murderface: NO!
THAT'S THE POINT!

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WHAT KIND OF SANDWICHES ARE

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SHAPED LIKE DICKS?

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>> Nathan: I DON'T KNOW.

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>> Murderface: IT'S A HOT DOG.

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NO.

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>> Pickles: MAN, YOU THINK ABOUT

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PENISES IN MOUTHS ALL THE TIME,

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DON'T YOU?

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>> Murderface: SHUT UP! GOD!

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>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DO.

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>> Murderface: GIVE ME MY WIPES.

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>> Pickles: WELL, YOU DID.

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YOU SAID "PENIS" AND "MOUTH"

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ABOUT 100 TIMES TODAY.

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>> Murderface: BECAUSE IT WAS

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LIKE, "OH, YOU'VE NEVER HAD A

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HOT DOG."

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I JUST WANTED TO SAY, "NO," AND

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IT WOULD BE FINE, AND THEN,

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"WHAT ABOUT THIS?

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THAT'S LIKE A DICK."

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YOU GUYS DO IT ALL.

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>> Nathan: WOW, YOU REALLY KEEP

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THINKING ABOUT DICK ALL DAY

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LONG.

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>> Toki: YOU DO KEEP BRINGING UP

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THE SUBJECT.

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>> Murderface: YOU BRING IT UP!

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I JUST SAID I DON'T.

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NO, I WANTED IT OVER.

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GOD.

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>> Skwisgaar: I WOULD EAT THE

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HOT DOGS.

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JUST PUTTING THAT OUT THERE.

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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>> Pickles: HEY, AM I GOING

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CRAZY, OR ARE THESE CLOTHES

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REALLY TIGHT?
LIKE, EXTRA-TIGHT?

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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, IT FEELS

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LIKE I'M THE SAUSAGE.

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>> Murderface: AW, JUST STOP

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WITH THE INNUENDOS, PLEASE.

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>> Skwisgaar: IT WASN'T -- I

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JUST SAID -- YOU LEAPS TO A

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CONCLUSIONS.

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>> Murderface: THESE CLOTHES ARE

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UN-[BLEEP]-COMFORTABLE.

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>> Toki: MINES FIT.

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>> Nathan: BRUTAL -- I CAN'T

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EVEN ZIP UP THESE PANTS.

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>> PERHAPS THE MEASUREMENTS YOU

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SENT WERE INCORRECT.

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>> THESE ARE VERY FAT

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GENTLEMANS.

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>> I WILL HAVE TO REMEASURE YOU.

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>> OH, DEAR.

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>> WAIST, 38.

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>> Nathan: DEAR GOD, I'M

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NORMALLY LIKE 30 -- 20.

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I'M LIKE 17 -- UGH.

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>> THEN IT WOULD APPEAR THAT

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YOU'VE PUT ON A LITTLE WEIGHT.

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[ THUNDER CRASHES ]

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>> Nathan: THESE CLOTHES ARE

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BRUTAL.

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>> OH, THERE.

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LOOK AT ALL OF YOU.

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YOU'RE MUCH HEAVIER THAN I WAS

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LED TO BELIEVE YOU WERE.

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YOU DIDN'T LIE ON YOUR

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MEASUREMENT CHARTS, DID YOU?

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>> Murderface: HOW DARE YOU!

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>> Nathan: I AM APPALLED THAT

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YOU WOULD SAY SUCH A THING, BUT

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YEAH, WE PROBABLY LIED.

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>> I BASED THE CLOTHING ON THIS

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PICTURE IN YOUR LAST ALBUM.

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YOU LOOK COMPLETELY DIFFERENT IN

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PERSON.

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>> Murderface: WELL, I MAY HAVE

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BEEN SLIGHTLY AIRBRUSHED.

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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, MY PECS

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NEEDED A LITTLE GIRTHS.

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WHATEVERS.

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>> I AM DISAPPOINTED IN ALL OF

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YOU.

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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF LIARS, A

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BUNCH OF FAT LIARS.

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YOU'LL HAVE TO LOSE WEIGHT.

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I CANNOT LET THESE CLOTHES OUT.

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IT IS A VERY...RARE LEATHER.

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NOW BE GONE!

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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>> Charles: YOU ALL WANTED TO

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SEE ME?

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>> Nathan: I'M JUST GONNA SAY

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IT.

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WE ARE HAVING A WEIGHT PROBLEM.

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>> Charles: YOU ALL LOOK EXACTLY

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THE SAME AS USUAL.

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>> Murderface: HE'S SAYING THAT

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WE'VE ALWAYS BEEN THIS FAT.

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>> Charles: I NEVER USED THE

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WORD "FAT."

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>> Toki: IT GETS INSIDE YOUR

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HEADS, GUYS.

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>> Charles: WHAT DO YOU WANT?

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>> Nathan: WE NEED TO LOSE

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WEIGHT, ALL RIGHT?

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>> Charles: OKAY, WE'LL GET YOU

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ON AN EXERCISE REGIMEN, CUT OUT

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FATTY FOODS AND SUGAR --

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>> Nathan: WHAT THE [BLEEP] ARE

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YOU TALKING ABOUT?

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>> Charles: IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO

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LOSE WEIGHT.

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>> Murderface: I'D RATHER DIE OF

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FATNESS.

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>> Nathan: I SECOND THAT.

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I'D RATHER DIE THAN CUT OUT

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SUGAR.

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>> Charles: YOU ALL FEEL THIS

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WAY?

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>> Nathan: YEAH.

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>> Charles: WELL, UH, HAVE FUN

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BEING FAT.

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IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MINDS, I'LL

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HIRE A PERSONAL TRAINER.

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I GOT STUFF TO DO.

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>> Nathan: OKAY, WE NEED TO

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FIGURE OUT THIS FOOD [BLEEP]

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TOKI, SKWISGAAR, YOU DID SOME

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ONLINE FOOD RESEARCH.

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LET'S HEAR IT.

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>> Skwisgaar: EVERYONE SAYS ON

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THIS PAGE THAT WE GOTS TO CUTS

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OUT THEMS "CARCOBADRATES."

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>> Toki: YEAH, NO MORE OF THEMS

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"CARBOKIGRATES."

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>> Nathan: WHAT ARE

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"CARCOMIMRATES"?

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, YOU KNOW, LIKE

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THE "PISGETTI."
>> Toki: BREADS.

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>> Skwisgaar: PAPER TOWELS.

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>> Toki: KLEENEX AND THAT.

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>> Pickles: OH, THAT'S EASY.

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>> Murderface: CAN'T WE JUST

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HAVE A LITTLE BREAD?

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>> Nathan: WE DON'T HAVE TO BE

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HUNGER NAZIS TO OUR STOMACHS.

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>> Murderface: A SANDWICH HEAR

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OR THERE.

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>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHTS,

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WHATEVER, YOU KNOW?

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YEAH, OKAY.

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ALSO, IT SAYS THAT WE -- THE

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LESS WE EAT, THE MORES LESS FAT

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WE GET AT OURSELVES.

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>> Murderface: SO WE STARVE

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OURSELVES A LITTLE.

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THAT'S NO PROBLEM.

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>> Pickles: THAT'S FINE.

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>> Nathan: SURE, SURE.

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>> Murderface: WHAT IF WE JUST

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ATE ONE REALLY BIG MEAL AND THEN

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EAT NOTHING THE REST OF THE DAY?

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>> Nathan: HMM, WELL...

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>> Toki: YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE

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IT'LL WORK.

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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH, I GUESS.

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>> Murderface: MAYBE WE SHOULD

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EAT THAT MEAL RIGHT BEFORE WE GO

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TO SLEEP SO THERE'S NOTHING LEFT

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TO DO BUT DIGEST.

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>> Nathan: THAT SOUNDS LIKE A

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GOOD IDEA.

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YOU JUST SLEEP IT OFF.

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>> Toki: YEAH, YOUR BODY'S JUST

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DIGESTING.

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>> Nathan: WE'D BE LOSING WEIGHT

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BY SLEEPING.

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>> Toki: THAT'S GOOD IDEAS.

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>> Murderface: HOW ABOUT

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POPSICLES FOR SNACKS WHEN WE'RE

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NOT HAVING OUR ONE BIG MEAL?

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>> Pickles: AIN'T THAT THE SHAPE

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OF A YOU-KNOW-WHAT?

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>> Nathan: YEAH.

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>> Skwisgaar: GUYS, I DON'T

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KNOW.

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THAT DOES NOT SOUND RIGHT.

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>> Nathan: SKWISGAAR, SKWISGAAR.

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POPSICLES ARE LIKE DRINKING A

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GLASS OF WATER, OKAY?

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ARE WE SUPPOSED TO CUT OUT

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WATER, TOO?

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>> Pickles: WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED

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TO DO ON A HOT DAY?
NOT EAT POPSICLES?

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>> Murderface: HOW COULD YOU NOT

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EAT A POPSICLE?

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>> Skwisgaar: ALL RIGHT.

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"POPSCOCKLES" WE CAN HAVE.

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>> Toki: ALL RIGHT!
POPSICLES!

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>> Nathan: LET ME GET THIS

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STRAIGHT.

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ONE REALLY BIG MEAL A DAY, THEN

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WE GOT TO SLEEP.

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NO PAPER TOWELS, BUT A LITTLE

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BIT OF BREAD BECAUSE WE'RE NOT

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NAZIS, AND AS MANY POPSICLES AS

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WE WANT?

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>> Skwisgaar: UH, YEAH.

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>> Pickles: DUDES, WE'RE ON A

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DIET.
[ CHUCKLES ]

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>> Nathan: I'M STARTING TO GET

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REALLY HUNGRY.

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LET'S GET A PEPPERONI PIZZA.

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>> Murderface: EXTRA CHEESE!

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>> YORICK, GUNTER, BRING ME MORE

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OF MY SPECIAL LEATHER.

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>> MY LORD, I AM AFRAID THAT WE

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HAVE RUN OUT.

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>> WE MUST GET MORE SPECIAL

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LEATHER.

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>> THIS IS WONDERFUL GERMAN

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NEWS.

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>> THE LINE IS LAUNCHING.

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WE MUST BE PREPARED.

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GO.

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[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

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>> IT'S BEEN QUITE A STUNNING

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MONTH FOR THE METAL BAND, NOW

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FASHION GURUS DETHKLOK.

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AFTER RELEASING THEIR BRUTAL

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CLOTHING LINE TO THE PUBLIC,

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STORES IMMEDIATELY SOLD OUT AND

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ARE EAGERLY AWAITING MORE.

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>> Nathan: WHO HAS THE REMOTE?

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PUT IT ON THE FOOD NETWORK.

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, WHAT ARE WE

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DOING THIS FOR?

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WE'RE JUST TEASING OURSELVES.

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>> Murderface: WE'VE GOT TO LOSE

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WEIGHT BY NOW.

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LET'S JUST GO TO THE SCALE.

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>> YOU'VE ALL PUT ON ABOUT

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20 POUNDS.

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>> Toki: EVENS ME?

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>> Murderface: TOKI, SHUT UP.

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>> YOUR ONE MEAL A DAY SLOWED

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DOWN YOUR METABOLISM TO A

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GRINDING HALT, SO YOUR BODY HELD

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ON TO EVERYTHING YOU GAVE IT.

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POPSICLES ARE JUST PURE SUGAR.

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>> Skwisgaar: SO, THEY'S PURE

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GREAT!

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>> LOOK, THEY MADE YOU FAT.

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WHATEVER.

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THE ONLY ONE I'M CONCERNED ABOUT

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IS YOU, MURDERFACE.

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YOUR ENAMEL ON YOUR TEETH IS

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DISINTEGRATING.

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>> Murderface: THAT'S 'CAUSE I

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WAS HONKING UP MY FOOD.

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>> BUT THEN YOU WOULD HAVE LOST

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WEIGHT.

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>> Murderface: I WAS HUNGRY

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AGAIN.

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WHAT IS WITH YOU, THE SPANISH

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INQUISITION?

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>> Nathan: YEAH, RICE.

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SPANISH RICE, YEAH.

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THIS IS UPSETTING.

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I THINK WE SHOULD GO HAVE

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ANOTHER SECRET MEET-AND-EAT IN

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THE CLOSET.
COME ON, GUYS.

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>> Skwisgaar: OH, I'M SO ASHAMED

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OF MYSELF.

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HAVINGS TO EAT IN THE CLOSET!

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[ SCOFFS ]

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I NEED A CUPCAKE TO CALMS ME

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DOWN.

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>> Toki: WHATS AM I SITTING ON?

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>> Murderface: OH, THOSE ARE MY

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PUKE BAGS.

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I HONK IN THEM AND STORE THEM

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HERE ON ACCOUNT OF I'M ASHAMED

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AND STUFF.

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>> Nathan: WE SHOULD PICK A

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DIFFERENT CLOSET THAN MURDERFACE

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NEXT TIME WE HAVE A
MEET-AND-EAT.

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PICKLES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING OVER

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THERE?

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>> Pickles: LOCKING THE DOOR.

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IF SOMEONE FINDS US HERE, WE'RE

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GONNA GET IN TROUBLE.

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>> Nathan: THIS IS PATHETIC.

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I MEAN... [INDISTINCT]

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[ Muffled ] WE'RE EATING HERE

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LIKE A BUNCH OF SCARED, FAT,

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HUNGRY PIGS.

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>> Skwisgaar: YEAH.

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IT ALL STARTED WHEN

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WIECHLINGHAMMER MADE THE

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COMMENT ABOUT US BEING FAT.

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IT'S HIS FAULT!

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>> Toki: YOU'RE RIGHT, IT'S

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VON WIECHLINGHAMMER'S FAULT.

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>> Nathan: WE GOT TO LET

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VON WIECHLINGHAMMER GO.

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FEEL BAD DOING IT.

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HE'S SUCH A GOOD PAL.

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LET'S GO DO IT.

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>> Murderface: WHAT?

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NOTHING.

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BIG DEAL.

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>> WE WISH YOU HAD CALLED.

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NOW IS BAD TIME.

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NEXT TIME, PLEASE CALL.

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>> YOU MUSTN'T DISTURB THE

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MASTER.

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>> Pickles: DON'T BE A DICK, BE

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A DUDE.
LET US IN HERE.

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[ WOMAN SCREAMS ]

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>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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>> Nathan: OH, MY GOD!

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WHAT A HORRIBLE -- YOU'RE FIRED,

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BY THE WAY.

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OH, GOD!